when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”
If you like her, if she makes you happy, and if you feel like you know her—-then don’t let her go.
if you don’t get my jokes then we can’t be friends